Office Humor [PICS]

Office Humor [PICS]

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I am going to put up a dedicated office humor page. This post is just a precursor!

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That’s easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er….I guess she drowned….err…

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job….You may leave now!

Moral: ‘No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.’

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About the author

Abhinav Kaiser is an author and a management consultant. He has authored Become ITIL Foundation Certified in 7 Days and Workshop in a Box: Communication for IT Professionals. He works as a consulting manager for a top consulting firm. He advises businesses, organizations and enterprises in the areas of DevOps, IT service management and agile project management frameworks. Social Media : Facebook | LinkedIn | Twitter | Google Plus

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